All it takes....

.... is 12 hp to ride around the world, the rest is wheel spin.

Man and Machine

This is brilliantly accurate. I expect it was a flat battery or something...

Essentials #2

If it moves and it shouldn't; use tape.

Essentials #1

If it should move and it doesn't: use WD40

Rat Biker

Paraffin lantern suspended on crocodile jaws; this guys got it right, economical and you can always get a spare crocodile in Africa.

Map of the world

Now plan your next trip......

Profitable Dreams

It's a good picture isn't it, the bike you want, the setting sun, an authentic rider, it's got the lot. I reckon just don't get too cornered by this genre.